It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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