How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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