I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
