Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize