I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I am one with the molecules
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
