How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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