I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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