I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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