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• (253): View more from Washington

  dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

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  class

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  he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.

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• (916): View more from California

  Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power

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• (909): View more from California

  You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.

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