We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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