How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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