gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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