I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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