what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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