he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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