it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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