Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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