so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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