Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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