What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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