So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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