So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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