i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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