Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
