The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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