Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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