We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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