Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I understand Curling. That high.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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