"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I love black thongs
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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