I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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