its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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