Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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