Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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