Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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