I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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