So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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