Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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