We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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