did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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