i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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