Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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