names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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