the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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