You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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