Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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