He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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