what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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