Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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