Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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