He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
