It's Friday. Sex?
Say something about gay babies.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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