Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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